I hope no one is reading this over my shoulder.
I had a 9 hour lay-over at the Ghuangzhou Airport. I was dreading it. I went to the China Southern first-class lounge and just walked right in. No one was there, the woman didn’t notice me. No one has said a word to me all day. I’ve had snacks,…
So I shower and afterwards one of the women working there asked to see my boarding pass—a give away I wasn’t supposed to be in there. So I tell her it’s in my jacket pocket, she gets distracted quickly and I grab all my stuff and bolt the heck out of there. I was so worried I’d get busted. I ran to my gate and sat there feeling guilty until I got on the plane.
My punishment was served, though. At the gate a Ron Paul lover sat down and started talking to me. The CIA killed JFK, controls the cocaine and opium world markets, and thanks to the Federal Reserve all US currency is counterfeit. If I had had any tin foil I would’ve made him a hat.
Oh Americans, you so crazy.
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thenoodleincident said:
HAHAHAHAHA.
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nateonseoul reblogged this from nateonseoul and added:
shower and afterwards...of the women working there asked to see
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cavaaller said:
I love the first class lounges! They make layovers so much better!
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